Juego Cinematográfico

Por JorgeComo esto sólo lo leen compadres y comadres les propongo un juego.

A continuación voy a poner frases de películas de esas que casi todos hemos visto y nos han gustado.

No los traduje por que no me acuerdo exactamente cómo dicen en español y me da pena con los guionistas irla a embarrar

Adivinen de cuál película es la frase y qué personaje lo dice, vean que están fáciles


1) Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessle's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had.
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2) You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
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3)- How old are you?
-Eighteen.
-Me too! How old are we really?
-Seventeen.
-Me too!
-Actually, I'm sixteen.
-Me too. Isn't it funny? The truth just sounds different.
-I'm fifteen.
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4)-This is absurd. It's just a dog.
- Just a dog? Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he's just a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That's like saying, "He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man", or "That's not a diamond, it's just a rock." Just.
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5)-Don't you hate that?
-What?
-Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
-I don't know. That's a good question.
-when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
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6) I never walk into a place I don't know how to walk out of.
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7)-I wish I could return the favor.
-There's not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family.
- I could check your prostate.
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8)-Good dags. D'ya like dags?
-Dags?
-What?
-Yeah, dags.
-Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.
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9)-I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking pictures of your feet.
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10)-Mommy is still angry at Daddy.
-Why?
-Well sweety, I love Mommy, but I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio.
-You stomped on Mommy?
-Worse. I shot Mommy. Not pretend shoot, like we were just doing. I shot her for real.
-Why? Did you want to see what would happen?
-No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. What I didn't know is, when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me.
-What happened?
-I was very sad. And that was when I learned, some things, once you do, they can never be undone.
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11)-And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
-They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
-No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
-Then what do they call it?
-They call it a Royale with cheese.
-A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
-Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
-Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
-I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
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12)-We are not Groupies. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids.
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13)-As I said before, I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them all to know they'll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.
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14)-So what about your mother? Does she have sex?
-No, she's unfulfilled. That's why she dances.
-She dances instead of sex? Your family's weird!
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15)-Ohhhhhh! I like it!
-You do?
-You look like a tangerine!
-Hmmm, Clementine the tangerine.
-Juicy... 'n seedless.
-I like that.
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16)-I can't remember anything without you.
-That's sweet, but try.
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17)-What were you doing in New York?
-You know...
-Well no, I don't. What, were you studying?
-Stripping.
-Look at your little eyes...
-I can't see my little eyes
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18)-Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!